China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists...

 
 Which is one step up from just lovely..  

 
 
 But taste like cat  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 Here, crippie, ta ke my seat.

 
 
 Great with flied lice
 
 
 
 
 
 A seperate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?  

 
 
 
 
 Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

 
 
 
 Go over there to die, please. Thank you.  

 
 
 
 Good to know

 
 
 Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.  

 
 
 
 Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...

 
 
 Much tastier that the grown up variety..

 
 It would be once you start chewing on it  

 
 
 Starbucks should be very afraid!  

 
 
 I wouldn't tickle this one  

 
 
 
 Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.  

 
 
 
 
 Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!!!

 
 
 I knew it!!

 

 What?  

 
 
 If there's one thing we don't need help with...  

 
 
 
 
 'See you after the flight, Uncle Randy!'  

 
 
 
 Should be in front of half the hotels in town.  

 
 
 
 So this is where all they all end up