
Something
tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class.

Don't show
it off if you can't wear it correctly.

Yeah, this
is safe.

Spray-painting the side of your house
does not increase its perceived value.


Ever heard
of a leash?

One sign
that you're spending too much time at the computer.

Couldn't
they have worded this differently?

Carolyn
felt like she never quite fit in amongst the Goth crowd.

Great
follow-up sign.

Maybe this
was her favorite skirt.
Or, maybe she's
crying tears of relief that she wore panties today?

The smiley
face is a nice touch.

And the
news room goes silent...

You have
to love how no one has seen him yet

Steady
sleeper.

There are
just some things you can't un-see